Kirsten Dunst: Saggy and Braless

Dear Kirsten (pronounced Kearsten),

I know that this fame thing has never been your thing, but you do get photographed often so maybe you can put on a bra for your next outing.

Your au natural look is borderline street lady-ish, so cover the twins up for your next outing. No one wants to see your milk truck.

Hope the rest of your evening went well and that you were able to recover from your hangover with minimal visits worshipping the porcelain god.

Have a great day,

Rambling Lady

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